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Once upon a time, the very talented and creative Susan Williams decided to make Sentinel bears. There was Jim-bear, the Sentinel, with his Jags cap and his serious demeanor and his Kevlar vest and a pair of standard-issue Ellison red plaid boxers. Not to mention five heightened senses. Then there was the free-spirited Guide, Blair-bear, sporting double earrings and a really cool tribal bead necklace, and whose bounce and enthusiasm and loyalty sometimes led him to Big Trouble (and conks on the head), to which his ever-present butterfly bandage attested. I got my bears from Susan at MediaWest*Con
in 2000 long after the "feeding frenzy" was over, so Susan
had very few bears left. I found my Jim-bear right away -- he was
a sandy colored, strong-and-silent bear with an expression that was by
turns grumpy . . . and vulnerable. He was Jim.
But then I dithered . . . He couldn't be white. So Susan handed Jim-bear to me
and agreed to help me find his partner after the con, and I bought lots
and lots of Really Cool clothes for both of my bears, but Jim was
silent and a little grim and very, very sad and lonesome (although
strong, silent ex-military bears keep all of that
emotional stuff locked down and think they don't let it show on the
surface).
Poor Jim-bear didn't have his partner. Or his very best friend in the whole world to love. Jim-bear slept a lot at The
Con. He dreamed about his Guide. He dreamed about finding
his partner and how happy they were
together -- When he woke up once, he saw
his Guide on TV. Jim-bear tried and tried to reach into the TV,
but nothing worked, and after a while he saw that that
Blair wasn't a bear, and had his own Jim, and that made
Jim even sadder. Jim was in bear despair. He wrapped
himself up in the bathrobe Susan had made for him and crawled under
the hotel bedspread and pulled on his sleep mask to keep the light out
of
his sensitive, Sentinel-bear eyes and went into hibernation, not even
waking
to watch Galaxy Quest or to say good-bye to Marty (who had helped him
try
to get to the television Blair and who had in her portfolio a very
beautiful
picture of that Jim and Blair kissing that gave Jim-bear a sense of
yearning) On the long, long trip back from The Con, Jim dutifully kept watch over the Toyota Celica and its contents, and sneaked Goldfish crackers and Popeye's fried chicken (even though the hot spices made his nose burn and his eyes water) and wished that there was beer so he could sneak one of those, and tried to be patient. At one point he was so lonesome for his Blair-bear that he quietly went to sit with Marcia, who was a very comforting person and patted him with kindly thumps until he felt a bit better. The next day, the search began
on The Internet. was Blair-bear. He wasn't white He was also wearing nothing but his curly fur. So Susan paid the toy company for Blair's trip to Massachusetts to get his necklace and his earrings and his nice blue plaid boxer shorts, and she carefully put a butterfly bandage over his first head wound (the postman must have conked him on the head inside his box). Tired of being without his Blessed Protector and of so many strangers handling him (he only wanted Jim-bear to handle him), not to mention his sore head, Blair-bear became a little testy, and implacably refused to travel without pants. It would be, like, so embarrassing. So Susan, who loves everything Blair (and even though he had traveled all the way from Minnesota in nothing but an olive green bow with apparent serenity), indulgently made him a pair of Really Really Cool blue jeans, tucked him carefully into a box, cocooned in soft tissue paper, and sent him off to be Jim-bear's trusted Guide and soul mate.
That's how strong, silent
Jim-bear was finally, joyfully united with his curly Blair-bear.
Now they live happily ever after, inseparable friends and partners, in
what they think is Cascade, Washington (a fictional city), but is
actually St. Louis, Missouri (a real city). I love my Jim and Blair bears; they're cute and cleverly done and way too much fun. Below are all the places I've found to get the bears, bear clothes, and accessories just right for a Sentinel and his Guide. the bears &
outfits NEW! Susan now has wonderful plaid
flannel shirts and holiday boxers, too!
Susan has outfits for both bears from "Flight" (Jungle Jim and Jungle Blair), episode-related Morning outfits (robes and boxers; a sleep mask for Jim and glasses for Blair) and several extra outfits available for Blair, including a flannel scarf, boxers and "fingerless" gloves and glasses from The Debt and the "Neo Hippie Witch doctor Punk" Guatemalan vest and shirt from the pilot. She's contemplating doing fishing outfits from Poachers . . . someday. And now she's done a set of adorable Hallowe'en costumes: a wolf for Blair and a panther for Jim, although I'm not sure how quickly those will be readily available -- I suspect they're very time-consuming. Most of Susan's outfits cost $15.00, with the ones more difficult to construct running $25.00. Susan made the pictures below by scanning the bears in their costumes 3-D, so the whole costume isn't visible, but I think they look awfully cute even so. (There are tails on the costumes.)
Hallowe'en Blair and Jim bears Susan has also done up a very special set of bears for art auctions. They include an overwhelming amount of terrific clothes and accessories that turn the "basic bears" into fabulously accurate Switchman Jim and Blair bears. Jim's outfit includes a much more functional Kevlar vest with pockets, camouflage pants, a "POLICE" baseball cap, a gun and holster, handcuffs, stompers, a t-shirt and . . . a red frisbee. Blair-bear has a wig to give him Blair's trademark long brown curls, his cute round wire glasses, a backpack, the Neo-hippie vest and shirt, blue jeans with the rips, tennis shoes, books, a watch and chain, and several other items that I can't remember because my memory isn't what it once was. (You know, as an aside. I have to mention here that photos of the bears never quite seem to capture their charm and cuddliness. Once I saw them in people's arms at a con, I knew I was lost -- they were totally endearing. But they just don't seem photogenic. <shaking head, bemused>) more
outfits/accessories
One of the places that didn't have good sweaters but has a multitude of other nifty bear clothes and related stuff is the St. Louis based company, Build-A-Bear . They have red plaid flannel shirts, a camouflage outfit, shoes and sandals for guy bears, tuxes, a terrific brown leather pilot's jacket with a lambswool sort of collar, t-shirts, an electric guitar, round brass wire-frame glasses in two sizes (although Susan's glasses fit the usual Blair bears better -- my Blair has a smaller head, so these glasses fit him), a bait basket, a fishing pole, and a huge variety of other items. (My Blair-bear has, for instance, a pair of bunny slippers to keep his feet warm and to sport that "Real Genius" look. I got Jim-bear a pair of bear slippers, but, being a stoic, macho sort of stuffed toy, Jim-bear gets scowly about wearing cute animal faces on his feet and he kicks them off and hides them when I'm not looking. The only sort of bear he wants to wear, apparently, is Blair-bear.) Both bears, however, look great in the "earth bear" sandals shown here.
Build-A-Bear sells online, or
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